blast from the past
Misses HS a lot :))
Talking to Kat makes me realize how much I miss HS. Definitely, it’s the best way to get myself back on track. Here are some of our “fun posts” during the old days.
taken from Tasha’s multiply :)
Written by: Tash, Pin, Kat, MJ, JC, Inna, Cie, Gab & Meem (written Nov 7, 2006)
1. Boys are like onions, they make you cry. Kapag lalo kang lumapit, lalo kang iiyak.
2. Boys are like booger, they’re hard to pick out.
3. Boys are like bacteria, they grow faster in the dark!
4. Boys are like fart, they come out of nowhere and they stink too.
5. Boys are girls’ worst constipation, they’re really (and I mean really) hard to get out of our systems.
6. I dont like the pretty boys because the pretty boys like the pretty girls.
7. I only like hot men because they only have eyes for hot girls like us.
8. Boys are like teddy bears, no matter how tight you hug them, they’ll never hug you back.
9. Boys are like leeches, they suck!
10. If all the hot boys die, all the ugly boys will celebrate. If all the rude boys die, every gentleman will celebrate. If all the two-timers die, everyone will celebrate. (tash)
11. Boys are not pigs. Pigs are sensitive and caring little creatures.
12. The natural superiority of women is a biological fact and a socially acknowledged reality.
13. Boys, like lightning, injure before their warning.
14. Boys are like promos, they give you exitement that lasts for only a limited period of time.
15. Don’t feel down if someone says you throw like a girl. It should be an honor.
16. Boys are like pig pens, they stink like shit.
17. Boys are just like grades- whether it’s good or bad, they do not determine who you really are and what you are capable of.
18. Boys are like F1 cars, they always race to the finish line.
19. If boys are violent and girls are peaceful, then all boys should die so that the world would be a better place.
20. Boys are like race horses, you need reins to control them and blinders to keep them focused.
21. Boys cant understand the fact that girls’ hearts are just like glass- once you shatter it it’s going to be hard to put the pieces back together.
22. Boys are like rats, they’re prolific.
23. Boys treat girls like money, they trade them in for something they feel is better.
24. Boys need girls to live, otherwise, who would teach them manners?
25. Boys are like bouncers, they’ll bounce around from one girl to another.
26. Boys are like balloons, they’re full of air.
27. Boys are like balloons. When you let them go, you’ll never get them back
28. Boys are like balloons, they just float away with their heads up. After a while they run out of air and just they lay on the ground along with the trash.
29. Boys are like physics, they’re so hard to understand.
30. Men are like doctors, your life is in they’re hands.
31. Boys are like CFC’s, they enjoy making holes (look down)…………………………………………………….in our hearts.
32. Boys are like candies- artificially sweet.
33. Boys are like trees, they dont feel a thing.
34. Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies.
35. Boys, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whatever it touches.
36. Boys are chauvinists, ruthless, unfeeling and evil liars. In short, theyre C.R.U.E.L.
37. If boys are a pain in the neck, then it must be the men who act as remedies.
38. Wounds heal and become scars, buts scars grow with us.
39. To attract boys, you should wear a perfume called “new car interior”.
40. Insanity is contagious. You can get it from boys.
41. Boys are a rats idea of what God is like.
42. Boys are like time, they just pass us by.
43.Boys are like quack doctors, you think you can trust them when really, YOU CAN’T.
44. Boys are like typhoons, they ruin people’s lives
45. Boys are like impulse, they frequently change momentum.
46. Boys are like anesthesiologists, they make you numb.
47. Boys are like money. At first, they’ll make your world go round. What happens when you get bankrupt?
48. Boys are like clocks, they go round and round and never get tired.
49. Relationships are like momentum. One gains, one loses.
50. There’s someone out there wgo could fill the missing piece of your heart. the sad thing is, you cant force him to be that missing piece.
51. Boys are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
52. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
53. Boys are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
54. Boys are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
55. Boys are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
56. Boys are like Commercials. You can’t believe a single word they say.
57. Boys are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
58. Boys are like Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
59. Boys are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
60. Boys are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
61. Boys are like Snowstorms. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
62. Boys are like Lava Lamps , fun to look at, but not very bright.
63. Men are like P arking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.64. Relationships are like math. COMPLICATED!
65. Relationships can be easily compared to transposing. when you separate an equation and transfer one term to the other side, it becomes negative.
66. Heartbreakers only use girls to earn themselves a name.
67. Two-timers like L*, just cant handle things the way men could.
68. Boys are lame. They cant even make up a good excuse to tell you when you ask why they dont answer their phones.
69. Boys are like death penalty, they leave you hanging.
70. Boys are like hot soup. Unless you blow them off, they’ll burn your tongue
71. The problem with boys: When they say they love you, they dont.
The problem with girls: When they say they don’t love you, they do.
72. Boys are like ice cubes, they’re cold and hard.
73. Ang mga binata’y parang mga bula, darating ngunit biglang mawawala.
74. Boys are like asymptotes. They may be approached but can never be reached.
* For all those boys who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
~bato bato sa langit, ang tamaan, walang silungan! :)
